Friday, September 29, 2017

"Archie's Clubhouse and Grill" Menu

This week we tried some prompts from Why We Must Run With Scissors: Voice Lesson in Persuasive Writing. One favorite was
    "Create a script for a television commercial or poster that tells the absolute truth about the product you are selling." (page 11)

Another was

    "Create a menu for a restaurant where you would never eat. Make sure you list all your least favorite foods." (page 13)



Why We Must Run With Scissors: Voice Lesson in Persuasive Writing


Here is the menu created by one of my students. I'd like to welcome you to the fine dining establishment, "Archie's Clubhouse and Grill"!


Sandwiches

    $54.99 - Puppy Pad Sandwich, made with a used puppy pad
    $64.00 - Lead Burger
    $73.99 - Witch Sandwich, made with witch noses
    $82.99 - Frog Burger, made with frog meat


Sides

    $2.00 - Shredded Metal and Glass
    $26.00 - Rock Salad
    $50.00 - Worm Fries
    $51.00 - Lead Chips
    $66.00 - Booger Noodles
    $92.00 - Bubble Spoons


Meals

    $0.99 - Tomatoes
    $25.00 - Paper Butter Sandwich
    $78.00 - Pasta with Pig Feet
    $90.00 - Sweaty Sock Pasta
    $96.00 - Lead Nachos
    $101.00 - Wooden Apples


Drinks

    $0.07 - Tomato Juice
    $278.00 - Garlic Juice
    $617.00 - Pig Brain Smoothie
    $786.00 - Coca-Cola
    $888.00 - Metal & Glass Blendy
    $976.00 - Water


Dessert

    $672.00 - Fish Eye Cookies
    $771.00 - Pig Butt Pie
    $901.00 - Ant Mountain Cookies


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