"Archie's Clubhouse and Grill" Menu

This week we tried some prompts from Why We Must Run With Scissors: Voice Lesson in Persuasive Writing. One favorite was

"Create a script for a television commercial or poster that tells the absolute truth about the product you are selling." (page 11)

Another was

"Create a menu for a restaurant where you would never eat. Make sure you list all your least favorite foods." (page 13)

Why We Must Run With Scissors: Voice Lesson in Persuasive Writing

Here is the menu created by one of my students. I'd like to welcome you to the fine dining establishment, "Archie's Clubhouse and Grill"!

Sandwiches

$54.99 - Puppy Pad Sandwich, made with a used puppy pad
$64.00 - Lead Burger
$73.99 - Witch Sandwich, made with witch noses
$82.99 - Frog Burger, made with frog meat

Sides

$2.00 - Shredded Metal and Glass
$26.00 - Rock Salad
$50.00 - Worm Fries
$51.00 - Lead Chips
$66.00 - Booger Noodles
$92.00 - Bubble Spoons

Meals

$0.99 - Tomatoes
$25.00 - Paper Butter Sandwich
$78.00 - Pasta with Pig Feet
$90.00 - Sweaty Sock Pasta
$96.00 - Lead Nachos
$101.00 - Wooden Apples

Drinks

$0.07 - Tomato Juice
$278.00 - Garlic Juice
$617.00 - Pig Brain Smoothie
$786.00 - Coca-Cola
$888.00 - Metal & Glass Blendy
$976.00 - Water

Dessert

$672.00 - Fish Eye Cookies
$771.00 - Pig Butt Pie
$901.00 - Ant Mountain Cookies

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